Array Language Implementation Permission Request

From (implementer): [Title]MrMrsMissMXCSR...

I would like to make a

• statically typed
• lazy
• social
• cloud
• quantum
• blockchain
• ChatGPT

implementation of

• APL
• J
• K0? K1 K2 K3 kdb+/q K5K6 K7 K8 shakti

in

• VisualBasic
• Enterprise Java Beans
• Prolog
• 6502 machine code
• I forgot the name of the language I learned last week
• COBOL
• PHP

Purpose:

• Speed
• Compatibility
• Expressivity (choose this if unsure what you want to achieve)
• I want to impress my mom
• rake points with a show hn
• I want more builtins

Character set:

• ASCII only
• Uni�ode allowed
• Uni�ode required
• EBCDIC only
• Proprietary
• unprintables only

Target platform:

• Solaris
• MacOS 9
• Palm,
• Blackberry
• System/Z
• Plan9
• Android
• Symbian

Index origin:

• 0
• 1
• 0.5
• |ψ〉 = α|0〉 + β|1〉

⊃ and ↑ should:

• be like Dyalog
• be like GNU
• use ⎕ML to decide
• pick functionality at random
• transpose a matrix
• rickroll the user

Comparison tolerance:

• ⎕CT=0.00000000000001
• ⎕CT=0.0000000000000099999999
• ⎕CT=0 ( I affirm that I am not a carpenter)